Sounds harmless in a comical way. But no.
Whelk on Sand is a mid-toned sandy-beige, with a light charcoal wash, and speckles in electric pink, blue, black, gold, green and khaki. Some skeins have lots of speckle action, some have a bit less! Alternating is strongly recommended.
Port is a smooth high-twist four ply construction. It’s great for garments and accessories. Port gets extra soft and squashy after it’s had a bath.
Fibre content: 100% superwash merino
Yardage: 400 metres / 438 yards
Recommended knitting needle size: 2.25 – 4.00 mm for garments and accessories
Wash carefully by hand in cold water with a few drops of clear unscented dishwashing liquid (if needed). Dry flat in shade.
I try hard to take photos that accurately represent the colour of the yarn, but please note that screens all show colour a little differently. If you have questions about colours, please ask, and I will do my best to describe them for you!